She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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