How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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