Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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