More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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