Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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