I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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