Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
