I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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