so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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