Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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