Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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