Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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