i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
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How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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