do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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