So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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