So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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