fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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