The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
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I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too