is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face