Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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