Three words: puerto rican gang bang
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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