Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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