i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Randomize
