Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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