I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
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Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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