11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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