I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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