Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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