awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
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hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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