The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
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my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm just crazy horny about you
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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