Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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