It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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