IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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