All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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