I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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