my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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