But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
