Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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