Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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