You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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