apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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