are you still at the devil's house?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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