Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
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I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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