I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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