I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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