Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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