Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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