yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
