My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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