Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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