Say something about gay babies.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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