WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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