then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
it's like iHOP with fire
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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