i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Where is the hickey?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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