16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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