All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Randomize
