I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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