I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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