Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
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all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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